The Unexpected Bonus- Review Additives and Preservatives



I had no idea once I published a book the reviews would end up being entertaining…an unexpected side bonus for sure. Now as an author I take my reviews seriously and I appreciate the people who take the time to write them. Even the poor reviews give me something to chew on. But occasionally- and I find this so intriguing :0) i receive a review that sounds as if it belongs right in the book itself. It’s kind of like having an “Alice in Wonderland Moment”. For example, this woman wasn’t too keen on Miss Impractical Pants, but she sounds like she belongs on the pages!.

“The euphemisms for the various parts of the body was most definitely inappropriate. The constant naming of inanimate objects was revolting.”


This woman sounds like she could BE in a Miss Impractical Pants book. Mr. Scott? Did you marry?

But hey- can’t go wrong with THIS review…

“OMG is all I can say about this book. It was slow to get into but as soon as Katie got to London the writing and story line took off like a bullet and didn’t hold back. This book is the most entertaining book I have read in a long time. I hated having to stop each night due only to exhaustion. Fantastic laugh out loud book!”

Now see…this is what it was intended to be, Mrs. Scott. It’s okay…it’s a fictional romantic comedy. Not Gone With the Wind. 

The sequel to Miss Impractical Pants is underway. It promises to be as revolting as the first one, so make sure you prepare yourself! I myself shall be working the new Mrs. Scott into the plot somewhere with lots of inappropriate body part scenes.


About Katie Thayne, Author

Katie Thayne (that's me, kind of, seeing as how Katie Thayne is a pen name) is an up and coming author (or so I'd like to think). I have just released my first book, Ms. Impractical Pants, and am currently working on its sequel. I don't have a name for that one yet, so let's just call it Sequel for now. If I'm not working on Sequel, I'm scratching down ideas for the other half dozen or so book ideas swirling around in my brain. Okay, that's a lie, I don't write them down as much as I should, but I still think them, so that should count for something, right? I live in beautiful Moab, Utah and when I'm not writing- on second thought, I won't go there. Let's pretend I sit in a quite office hunched over a keyboard and do nothing but write. The most important thing to know about me, is just because I write doesn't mean I can punctuate. That's why I have an editor- but not for this blogging stuff. Editors ain't cheap and I'm not J.K. Rowling...yet. But I hope that won't keep you from reading my blog.

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