Revisiting…Rodeo Drive…?

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“Her nerves were worsening by the moment. She was already dreading the tortuous questions she would face at the wedding- the major downfall to being a guest and not the bride. Those same stupid questions. “Why aren’t you married yet?” and, of course, “How come you don’t have a boyfriend?” Katie felt certain these questions were meant to be malicious. After all, what would they expect her to say? My genital warts keep flaring up and I just can’t keep from scratching- until the swelling goes down, I’ve had to give up dating.”

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Nothing more grand than being forced to wear gold silk that doesn’t fit you and heels that will surely kill you when you already have the above to worry about!

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If you haven’t checked out “MISS IMPRACTICAL PANTS” yet, you should. It waits on “Book Rodeo Drive” itching to make you laugh!…no genital wart pun intended…

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About Katie Thayne, Author

Katie Thayne (that's me, kind of, seeing as how Katie Thayne is a pen name) is an up and coming author (or so I'd like to think). I have just released my first book, Ms. Impractical Pants, and am currently working on its sequel. I don't have a name for that one yet, so let's just call it Sequel for now. If I'm not working on Sequel, I'm scratching down ideas for the other half dozen or so book ideas swirling around in my brain. Okay, that's a lie, I don't write them down as much as I should, but I still think them, so that should count for something, right? I live in beautiful Moab, Utah and when I'm not writing- on second thought, I won't go there. Let's pretend I sit in a quite office hunched over a keyboard and do nothing but write. The most important thing to know about me, is just because I write doesn't mean I can punctuate. That's why I have an editor- but not for this blogging stuff. Editors ain't cheap and I'm not J.K. Rowling...yet. But I hope that won't keep you from reading my blog.

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