There’s a Reason They Call it Fiction




Harry Potter can ride a turbo broom and speak Snake. Bella falls in love with a hot ‘vegetarian’ vampire who isn’t, I repeat, IS NOT interested in getting a little piece of somethin’ somethin’. The salvation of Middle-Earth is dependent on a hobbit, Frodo Baggins, who must risk his life to destroy a naughty ring. To the best of my knowledge, no one has ever smacked the crap out of Ramona Quimby. Jane Austen’s most despicable villain has better manners than any man I’ve ever met.

And I’ve been told my book is unrealistic? …I’m confused.  

About Katie Thayne, Author

Katie Thayne (that's me, kind of, seeing as how Katie Thayne is a pen name) is an up and coming author (or so I'd like to think). I have just released my first book, Ms. Impractical Pants, and am currently working on its sequel. I don't have a name for that one yet, so let's just call it Sequel for now. If I'm not working on Sequel, I'm scratching down ideas for the other half dozen or so book ideas swirling around in my brain. Okay, that's a lie, I don't write them down as much as I should, but I still think them, so that should count for something, right? I live in beautiful Moab, Utah and when I'm not writing- on second thought, I won't go there. Let's pretend I sit in a quite office hunched over a keyboard and do nothing but write. The most important thing to know about me, is just because I write doesn't mean I can punctuate. That's why I have an editor- but not for this blogging stuff. Editors ain't cheap and I'm not J.K. Rowling...yet. But I hope that won't keep you from reading my blog.

One response »

  1. That’s because people are jealous of either what they can’t do or aren’t willing to do. They criticize your book to make themselves feel better. Who likes reality anyway? BORING!

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