Harry Potter can ride a turbo broom and speak Snake. Bella falls in love with a hot ‘vegetarian’ vampire who isn’t, I repeat, IS NOT interested in getting a little piece of somethin’ somethin’. The salvation of Middle-Earth is dependent on a hobbit, Frodo Baggins, who must risk his life to destroy a naughty ring. To the best of my knowledge, no one has ever smacked the crap out of Ramona Quimby. Jane Austen’s most despicable villain has better manners than any man I’ve ever met.
And I’ve been told my book is unrealistic? …I’m confused.